I laughed really hard this morning.
I went in to wake Joel up for school, but thought to have a little fun with it rather than the same old/same mold way. Figured I'd make him think I had fallen asleep beside him and would start pretending to talk in my sleep.
Using a half-groggy, half-squeaky voice, I mumbled, "Elijah is smoking cigarettes and riding horses!"
Joel turned his head. "What are you talking about, Mom?"
I paused, eyes still closed, trying not to crack a smile while making up some other bizarre statement. He flipped his head back to the other side.
"What color is the pizza?" I asked.
He flipped back to me and said, "You are so weird, Mom!" This time I let out a full-out belly laugh.
Sarah came into the room and asked what was so funny.
Joel said, "Elijah is smoking horses!"