Funnies from my Fifth Grader

My soon-to- be fifth-grader was playing a video game today with a real-life buddy online .  I overheard him say this:

"Books? No, books are not a hobby for me. They're just decoration."



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Yesterday he and I were talking about making wares and selling them for income. 

"You are so creative, " I said. "I bet you could make a lot of different things as you grow up."

  "I should become an entrepreneur," he said.

"Yes. I can definitely see you becoming an entrepreneur.  What would you make?"

"A lot of money," he replied.

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His older sister took him out to dinner and a movie while my hubby and I went on a date.
While at the restaurant, they were seated next to a table full of giggly and obviously flirtatious teenage females.

He said to his sister , "That's what you get when you have a table full of girls and one guy as the waiter."

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When school starts up again on September 4th, I'm going to miss his many doses of daily humor that he sprinkles throughout our days.