Monday, August 20, 2012

Funnies from my Fifth Grader

My soon-to- be fifth-grader was playing a video game today with a real-life buddy online .  I overheard him say this:

"Books? No, books are not a hobby for me. They're just decoration."


Yesterday he and I were talking about making wares and selling them for income. 

"You are so creative, " I said. "I bet you could make a lot of different things as you grow up."

  "I should become an entrepreneur," he said.

"Yes. I can definitely see you becoming an entrepreneur.  What would you make?"

"A lot of money," he replied.


His older sister took him out to dinner and a movie while my hubby and I went on a date.
While at the restaurant, they were seated next to a table full of giggly and obviously flirtatious teenage females.

He said to his sister , "That's what you get when you have a table full of girls and one guy as the waiter."


When school starts up again on September 4th, I'm going to miss his many doses of daily humor that he sprinkles throughout our days.


Anonymous said...

He's quite the guy. I bet he brings home lots of fun stories from school.

Danielle said...

Loved that first one! Hilarious!

Laurie said...

What a blessing and a joy!